18 years old. Brazilian-American. Follow if you want to occasional funny post, Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Bioshock, Infamous, whatever.

 

relative: so, are you dating anyone?

me: yeah, actually! want to see them?

relative: sure!

relative: why are you starting up a video game

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”