18 years old. Brazilian-American. Follow if you want to occasional funny post, Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Bioshock, Infamous, whatever.

 

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

tyrannosaurusfugit:

ultrafacts:

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Some people even said “the real Wolverine is taller” or that “they have seen better”


REAL WOLVERINE IS TALLER MY ASS HE’S A SHORT LITTLE SHIT THAT’S WHY HE’S THE WOLVERINE AND NOT THE WOLF

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

tyrannosaurusfugit:

ultrafacts:

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Some people even said “the real Wolverine is taller” or that “they have seen better”

REAL WOLVERINE IS TALLER MY ASS HE’S A SHORT LITTLE SHIT THAT’S WHY HE’S THE WOLVERINE AND NOT THE WOLF

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

beggar-to-beggar-cried:

I am honestly so happy to see her on a publication like this. Thank god this is getting actual acknowledged attention from industrial press rather than just an internet community. Now nobody can hide from it. After the way her university treated her abuse, this is exactly what that institution and all those who protected it over her deserve. I hope she can stop carrying that mattress soon, but I am very glad she started.

beggar-to-beggar-cried:

I am honestly so happy to see her on a publication like this. Thank god this is getting actual acknowledged attention from industrial press rather than just an internet community. Now nobody can hide from it. After the way her university treated her abuse, this is exactly what that institution and all those who protected it over her deserve. I hope she can stop carrying that mattress soon, but I am very glad she started.

(Source: ashoutintothevoid)

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

hollyxdunne:

Joniss was a spark and now the fire is catching. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jena dressed as Johanna and wore an LGBT flag to the premier.

hollyxdunne:

Joniss was a spark and now the fire is catching. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jena dressed as Johanna and wore an LGBT flag to the premier.

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:










Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.










 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:

Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….
Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.

 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty)

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.